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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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