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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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