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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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