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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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