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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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