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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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