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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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