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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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