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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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