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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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