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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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