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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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