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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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