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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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