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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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