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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Peanut eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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