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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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