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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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