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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Toby eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊

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