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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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