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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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