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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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