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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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