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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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