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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Akira eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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