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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Hermoine eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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