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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗

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