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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Peanut eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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