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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Murphy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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