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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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