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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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