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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗
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