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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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