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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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