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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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