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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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