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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖
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