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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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