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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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