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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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