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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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