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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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