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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Lola eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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