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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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