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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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