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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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