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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Spock eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗

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