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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Sparky eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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