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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡

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