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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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