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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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