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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Misty eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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