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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Tilly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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