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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁

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