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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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