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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮

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