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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Hermoine eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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