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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Squishy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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